So I've been reading....

So I've been reading on some stuff about direct and indirect approaches. What I've found out is that direct usually works if you won't ever see that person ever again and indirect just makes women more comfortable talking to you. So I'm just going to list some openers which I've read and would like to try out. Okay the main goal for this is to use at least one of them per day.



1. “I was walking by and I had to say, you are unbelievably cute!”

2 .“Can I get your advice about something?”


“If you were a guy with brown hair,” he continues to describe himself “and a silver necklace and striped shirt on, and you were interested in a girl who had short blonde hair, a nose ring and a cute smile just like that [he's describing her] what would you say?”

3.  Hey! Do you want to know something? I've been walking all day long and looking for a cute girl that I can talk to. Guess what! I can't believe I just finally found some. 

4. Can you tell me if there’s a place to get on the internet around here?




5. Can I get your opinion on something?

So I have this friend in the Philippines and She is turning 18 soon and I was just wondering what to get her? Well if you were 18 what do you think is the best gift that someone could give you?

6. PUA: Congratulations
HB: What, why when?
PUA: You pass my first test - you look (you dress) interesting which made me come here and
start to talk to you. Now I want to know if you are fun.

7. Grab a magazine, picture, newspaper, item, anything! Then just examine it, and turn to her and
ask, "What do you think of how X looks?" or "Can you believe X!?" or "What is your opinion
about X?"
This is a great, simple, mindless way to open, and then keep things moving.

8. PUA: Can I ask your opinion?
HB: Sure.
PUA: I've been thinking about seeing x-movie (out in theatres, or new on DVD) but my friends
said I would be gay if I went to see/watched the movie. What do you think...is it ok for a guy to
watch romantic movies?
HB: Of course it is. Why not?

9. PUA: Hey, can I ask you something? (Ask your opinion)
Girl: Sure???
PUA: Ok, I can't stand here and talk for you forever, so make it quick but, Should a guy wear
makeup?
Girl: BLAH BLAH
PUA: Ok, well I have a friend who wears make up. He is not gay or anything. And every time
we go somewhere, people are laughing at him behind his back. And I really want to tell him that
his makeup is goofy, but he thinks he is expressing himself. How do you think I should tell him?
I really don't want to piss him off. He is very sensitive.
Girl: Blah.
PUA: Yeah, I remember this one time, we were invited to a classy party...and my friend
Finish the story. Just make sure it's funny.
Neg: (Look in her eyes.) You know he does the same thing to his eyes that you do to yours.... it
looks very funny



10.
“I have to say - the way you’ve put your outfit together is so creative. I love your sense of style.”

11. more complex...

“hey, I need your opinion on something.” “I am going on a blind date with
some girl and I am very nervous about it. Is there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an
idiot. I don’t really know how to dress to impress or act the right way”

12. Compliment her on something she’s wearing or her hair or just style in general. The trick is
compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty.
You have an incredibly energy about you You have an artless grace That’s an incredible
whatever-x accessory/garment

13.
"Excuse me, do you think smiles are contagious?" and give her a big smile until she smiles back.
"See I knew it they are! What's your name?"

14.
Hey guys, my friend wants to go to MIME College...how the hell do I convince him not to go???
I don't have a clue what to say!!! I didn't even know they had colleges for mimes. Do you get
your BA in walking against the wind!!!

15. “Hey guys, I need a female opinion… we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$
collared tee-shirts… when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy
or try-hard?” (That’s the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)…

16. Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an argument…is
khaki a color or a fabric?” The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this.
You can go into, “See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki
car or wallpaper color or anything like that!” then fire into your next routine…

17. "Hey this might sound like a silly question- but if you could be an animal in the park what kind
of animal would you be? Would you be a dog or a squirrel? Then start debating what the best
animal would be.

18. I’m lost… I can’t find my friends and I’m scared… Remember when we were kids and you
could just make new friends whenever you wanted… and you said ‘want to be my friend?’ Do
you guys want to by my NEW friend?”

19. Hey, can you tell me where the JC Penney is at? Yeah, I'm looking for a gift for my little sister.
Actually, have you got any good ideas?
or
In a clothing store: hey I need a female opinion- what do you think would look better on me, this
or this?
or
In a clothing store: Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling- "Wow this would look so
awesome on me- yeah like playa pimp. You can be my biatch.
or
Hi girls, I need an opinion. I was at Saks today, and there were $600 shirts. If guys wear 6bill
shirts like that, do you think its classy or try hard.

20. You: (With a little energy) Excuse me, did you watch Nickelodeon when you were younger ...
ever?
HB: (Sometimes with WTF look) Uh ... yeah.
You: There was a show where the people hit a buzzer and they could either answer the question,
or "take the technical challenge." ... Do you know the name of the show?
Anchor: I heard "technical challenge" today, and I couldn't remember the name.

21. Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy
bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.
At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.

22. Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Then make up a good back-story for
this)

23. Karma (Slimijs)
Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do you believe in karma? If you don't know, Karma is a
belief that whatever you do comes back to you: If you do something good, something good will
happen to you, and vice versa.
OK, I'm actually with my friends here, but I can stay some time ... some things happened to one
of my friends, and so I'm starting to believe that there really is something similar to karma.
Listen to what happened to him. So one of my friends was throwing a party. And of course there
was alcohol involved. So this other friend, who was a little bit pissed, arrived in the middle of the
party. So in the end of the evening they both got into a fight, and are sworn enemies now. And
some weeks back there's another party happening. So one of my friends is invited to the party
and so is the other friend's sister. So you can predict what happens and they hook up and are in
love. And now I don't understand. Either that is karma, or do girls just like jerks?

24. Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude. "I need your honest
opinion on something...do I look gay?" Some chicks will bust out laughing when you ask this.
"...Because something really funny just happened, this dude was hitting on me in another bar!"
Better to use this with a wing and change it to "Does MY FRIEND look gay?" because it
eliminates the self-conscious aspect. The person who was supposedly hit on must play it off as
something totally funny and even flattering.

25. So you know when you're at a party and someone you're avoiding shows up...and you have to
look completely enthralled in conversation to keep them from talking to you? Her: "Oh totally..."
(No one has said no yet.) Yeah, so thanks for helping me out.

26. Bi-Girl
You: Hey guys, real quick, I need to ask an opinion. Can a straight guy date a bi girl?
Girls: Blah Blah Blah.
You: Hmm...well it goes a bit deeper, you see my buddy Phil has been dating this girl and yes it
turns out she's bi. It was no big deal until he realized that they share a former ex. So essentially
he's dating his ex-girlfriend's, ex-girlfriend. What do you think about that?


I'm going use at least one of these per day.